Friday, December 10, 2010

On the Tenth Day of Christ*&^%$

On the Tenth Day of Christ*&^%$, TiZ reveals to you...

I like to make up sayings.

I hope my sayings become part of the lexicon.

Ask a stupid person a question, get a stupid answer.

I had to take remedial writing at Yale.

I have an asthma attack once every 15 years.

An hour spent with a q-tip in my ear is a fantAsStic hour.

I call it aural sex.

It takes a huge wollop upside the head for me to see clearly.

I've forgotten what the word "safe" means.

Sometimes Morpheus does not visit me.

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