I like to make up sayings.
I hope my sayings become part of the lexicon.
Ask a stupid person a question, get a stupid answer.
I had to take remedial writing at Yale.
I have an asthma attack once every 15 years.
An hour spent with a q-tip in my ear is a fantAsStic hour.
I call it aural sex.
It takes a huge wollop upside the head for me to see clearly.
I've forgotten what the word "safe" means.
Sometimes Morpheus does not visit me.
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