Wednesday, December 15, 2010

On the Fifteenth Day of Christ*&^%$ Redux

On the Fifteenth Day of Christ*&^%$, TiZ reveals to you...

Sometimes I blog really poorly and post things instead of scheduling them.

I didn't have the heart to delete the December 12 version because of the comment.

According to a friend, I got a little "stalky" regarding a certain comedian who has a nickname rather similar to mind.

Showers make me feel like I'm drowning.

I rarely receive flowers when I perform. It's such a treat when I do.

I eat gluten and sugar free 90% of the time.

I resent gluten-free products having SOOOOOOO many calories.

I recently learned I can write off gluten-free products, which is awesome, 'cause they are EXPENSIVE.

My boobs are growing.

You have to pay me to wear a bra.

Designers always want to put me in a padded bra for shows. To them I say, "Not everyone is perfectly proportioned...even onstage. Let's make the small-booby, big-butt women feel good."

Sometimes clouds have a shitty lining. I've come to terms with that.

I greatly admire charitable acts and those who perform them.

It's been way too long since I've been to the dentist.

I have (had) no cavities.

I only have my upper two wisdom teeth left. Since they have no lower wisdom teeth to stop them, they have reached prehistoric proportions.

I hate the state of Arizona. Texas, too. Missouri is no winner.

I now officially can't count.

1 comment:

  1. with content such as, "Sometimes clouds have a shitty lining. I've come to terms with that," you should definitely continue


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