On the Eighth DaY of TiZmas

On the Eighth DaY of TiZmas, TiZ reveals to you...

BaX and I have morning songs.

They are moronic.

Perhaps we should call them MORONing songs.

"The name on everybody's lips is gonna be BaXie."

"Where's that dog with the bugle, my little love, and why did I ever buy him those damn long pants..." I sing this because he looks like he's wearing shorts from behind.

"Hellooooo BaXie. Well, Helloooooo BaXie."

The scat section of "House of Blue Lights" as performed by Yale's SOBs is what I sing as I pull boogers from his eyes.

"BaXter Tisdale, I am in love with you and every step you take."