On the 11th DaY of TiZmas

On the 11th DaY of TiZmas, TiZ reveals to you...

I rarely drink anymore.

I drank tonight.

I have a hicky on my cheek.

I will laugh if it remains there forever and ever.

I wear it proudly.

I got a value bucket of wine.

You know you like your new friends when you plan on staying an hour and leave four later.

I've never met a more remarkable group of singers more ready to share their germs.

I do not have my requisite two Advil to get me through tomorrow.

Canada has some nice homegrown white wine.

I like to do housework when I've been drinking.