Ponder

Are you pondering the painting? Have you pondered long enough? I don't think so.

Crap. You probably have, but I haven't AND I'm a bit tapped out. I feel bad about that...like I invited y'all to a big to-do at my igloo and then went penguin punting...which to me is preferable to throwing a fete and not having you all show (DAMN 4TH GRADE CLASS), but I doubt you agree.

I'll be back.

And until I am, here's an assortment of pre-masticated treats...like a Whitman's Sampler that your brother has taste-tested...unrequested.

My Bologna Has a First Name

Open Letter

Tuesdays with Ollie

A Day in Ollie-Wood

I'll be back.

I promise.

Trust me.