I Am...

...in a word...shit-out-of-luck.

I asked the I-Ching (Where I Establish I Have to Consult Many Mediums Before I Can Leave My House):

I-Ching, how do I make more money creatively?

The answer? Not so hot. First of all, there was this pic...

Really? I mean, really?

Well, that is one unhappy looking queen, a torrid sky and well...a fuckin' barren wasteland.

The caption? STANDSTILL.

The I-Ching certainly answered my question, didn't it? Don't pull any punches, I-Ching. No need to try and read into THAT one.

But today is the first day of Mercury Direct. Farewell, Mercury Retrograde, you mean son-of-a-bitch. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

SLAM