AKA, The Foody "Not Too Bright" List
If you've been reading you know I go for...
A few ladyfingers short of a trifle.
Other pops...
A few fries short of a happy meal.
A few burgers short of a combo.
A few tacos short of a fiesta platter.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN...*
*Please don't make me play with myself.**
**What?***
***It's embarrassing.****
****Okay, Tiz. Whatever you want. We'll play with you. *****
*****What?
Posts
After the ladyfinger diss, my next favorite (so far) is:
ReplyDeleteOne banana shy of a split.
brilliant. i love you, robert. thank you for not making me play with myself.
ReplyDeletewhat?
A few sandwiches short of a picnic?
ReplyDeleteyes, jinay, yes. no question about it. that's a chestnut.
ReplyDeletemight i humbly, tardily submit, "a few legumes short of a cassoulet."
crikey, i'm a snob.
A few egg rolls short of a pu pu platter?
ReplyDeleteOne cherry shy of a fruit cup?
A few marshmellows short of ambrosia?
you suzanne are ambrosia in human form. with marshmallows to spare.
ReplyDelete...says the woman who's a few tastes short of a flight.
miss you madly.
Nice. I see your flight and raise you...
ReplyDeleteA few mini corn cobs short of a curry.
corn? i don't remember eating corn.
ReplyDeletei should delete that, shouldn't i? it's your fault...you with your mini corn cobs and pupu platters. how could i help myself?
ES IST NICHT MEIN GESCHULD!
xx fish fork short of a table setting.
Tis a few sheep's plucks short o' an haggis
ReplyDeletea few spots short of a dick
and, of course,
a few Tabs short of a diva