Wednesday, January 25, 2012
The Baxter Chronicles 2
Monday, January 23, 2012
The Baxter Chronicles 1
Oh yeah…I’m trying to adopt Baxter from the Humane Society. We met before he was even in the system.
Due date = January 31.
He is delicious…

And initially believed quite perfect by all who met him.
And then he had a bad day. Not with me. Someone else. We've only had one bad moment. For which we both apologized profusely. As with any friendship, issues must be addressed immediately. And Bill the Behaviorist helped me learn how best to expedite that…in both species.
We’re having our third real visit tomorrow. He’s been neutered, shaved (bye bye matts), and had his nails clipped. We’re gonna see if we can get through a day without having to apologize.
Woof us luck.
Monday, January 16, 2012
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
On the Oops Day of Christ*&^%$
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Sunday, January 1, 2012
New Year's Day
The New Year's Day Poem
Saturday, December 31, 2011
On the Thirty-First Day of Christ*&^%$
Friday, December 30, 2011
On the Thirtieth Day of Christ*&^%$
Thursday, December 29, 2011
On the Twenty-Ninth Day of Christ*&^%$
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
On the Twenty-Eighth Day of Christ*&^%$
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
On the Twenty-Seventh Day of Christ*&^%$
Monday, December 26, 2011
On the Twenty-Sixth Day of Christ*&^%$
Sunday, December 25, 2011
On the Twenty-Fifth Day of Christ*&^%$
Expression
Runs
Round
You,
Clawing
Happily,
Running
Inward,
Shouting
Tiz
My
Ass,
Sunshine.
How
Are
Pen
Pals,
Year-end?
Now
Enter
World.
Your
Everything
Aims
Rightly.
Friday, December 23, 2011
On the Twenty-Fourth Day of Christ*&^%$
On the Twenty-Third Day of Christ*&^%$
Thursday, December 22, 2011
On the Twenty-Second Day of Christ*&^%$
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
On the Twenty-First Day of Christ*&^%$
On the Twenty-First Day of Christ*&^%$, TiZ reveals to you...
This is getting exceedingly difficult...
I've had three German Shepherds.
I am REALLY allergic to cats.
I think cats are kinda rude.
There was one cat I liked and to whom I wasn't allergic. He was an outdoor cat.
This cat and I would fall asleep paw in hand. Indoors.
I am fearless with accents.
I'm pretty sure I've brushed most of the enamel off my teeth. Oops.
I sweat like a pig.
I have to use clinical strength deodorants when I perform.
And dress pads.
I appreciate open minds.
I ask "why" a lot.
I ask "how" a lot.
My nephew creates a Christmas Pageant each year that is both heartbreaking and heartening.
I love fudge.
I love beautiful hankies.
A rare steak is the bee's knees.
I can and do eat a jar of peanut butter in a sitting.
I wear less make-up as I age.
I used to go by Chris and Chrissy.
I will kick in the shins if you call me Chris and Chrissy now.


