Monday, December 10, 2012

On the Tenth Day of Christ*&^%$

On the Tenth Day of Christ*&^%$, TiZ reveals to you...

Singing in a church choir reminded me of that strange, very insular competitiveness I had blissfully FORGOTTEN ABOUT.

I didn't tell them I'm a professional singer.

I still sight sing like a demon.

My feet are narrow---AA with AAAA heels.

I've had a lifelong fascination with poop.

Probably due to the fact I do not EXCEL at doody duty.

I recently learned if one pulls one's knees up as if one is in a squatting position, doody duty is easy peasy lemon squeezy.

My shoes serve as decoration on a ladder in my home.

For years in NYC I survived with only 1 1/2 closets.

I have a dead person corner.

1 comment:

  1. Dear Santa,

    Could you please ask MizTiz, on the 11th Day of Christ*&^%$, to fill me in on what a "dead person corner" is?

    Thank you.

    I promise to write a Holiday Tiz List in exchange for it on my own blog. :-)


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