On the Ninth Day of Christ*&^%$

On the Ninth Day of Christ*&^%$, TiZ reveals to you,

This is the first time I'll be singing in church in years.

I am an agnostic.

I may be an atheist.

The concept of GoD doesn't make too much sense to me now.

The concept of DoG makes much more sense.

I have a Jesus band-aid on my door.

I have no idea how it got there.

I have purchased two new pieces of furniture in my entire life.

I have purchased two used pieces of furniture in my entire life.