Subject: Re: Exploding dogs and other favorite party tricks
To: enhibrem@stepton.edu
From: Christinan@aol.com
Date: 09:36 AM 2/12/99
my alleged alliteration ally -
grandma b called me nice? no one ever calls me nice. i should have her call my last boyfriend . . . he called me “mean.” i still can’t believe that someone beyond the fourth grade could make that call and “mean” it.
ballooning bran will suffer the same fate as missy t if you don’t feed him something other than microwave pizza pockets.
re: devon dilemma: you’re screwed.
i had to phone my 2 other brothers last night and inform them of missy t’s demise. extraordinarily un-fun. rod (the bro who taught me how to make the perfect o as a party trick . . . faking fellatio at twelve without knowing it . . . nice) and i drank scotch together via at&t. jim wept.
my father will now need a female to control. run away! run away!
xoxo
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