SEALED WITH A CLICK - entry 12

Subject: EXPLODING DOGS & OTHER PARTY GIMMICKS

To: CHRISTINAN@AOL.COM

From: Enhibrem@stepton.edu

Date: 02:45 PM 2/11/99

OH ME.E., OH MY,

DAMNABLY DANGEROUS DETONATING DOGGIES: DUCK!

ANSWERS TO BRAN’S QUESTIONS:

1) CHRIS IS A BABE—KNEW THAT

2) MACARONI AND CHEESE—WRONG—MICROWAVE PIZZA POCKETS (DO I NEED AN AU PAIR OR WHAT?).

RE: DEVON DILEMMA: MY FATHER HAS PROCLAIMED THAT AN APOLOGY WOULD ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE. I FIND HIM INSANELY STUBBORN AND CLOSED-MINDED. DO WEIRD THINGS LIKE THIS GO ON IN YOUR FAMILY?

I REMEMBER MENTIONING TO MY MOM THAT WE TALKED, BUT I DON’T REMEMBER SAYING THAT YOU CALLED. IN ANY CASE, I KNOW I CONFESSED E-MAILING FIRST, SO YOU’RE COVERED.

FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS AND BEYOND: DEFENDED YOURSELF? MORE THAN FRIGHTENING? I RETRACT THE ABOVE QUESTION ABOUT WHETHER WEIRD THINGS GO ON IN YOUR FAMILY.

ACTING OUT (OF THE CLOSET?): THERE ARE STRAIGHT GUYS IN ACTING CLASS?

OXOX

BIDET GLOSS

P.S. YOUR LOWER CASE YELLING IS PASSIVE-AGGRESIVE, DONTCHA THINK?