On the Sixth DaY of TiZmas

On the Sixth DaY of TiZmas, TiZ puts down her foot...

Yesterday my upstairs neighbor awakened me at 6:15 am by clomping around in her high heels.

Yesterday (aka this morning) my upstairs neighbor kept me awake by having a birthday party that didn't end until about 2:30.

Then my upstairs neighbor proceeded to clean up...including vacuuming and the dragging of furniture.

My upstairs neighbor has NO RUGS.

My upstairs neighbor and I met at 3:30 am...I was wearing a robe.

My upstairs neighbor and I don't much like one another. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, NEIGHBOR!!!!