On the Eighth DaY of TiZmas

On the Eighth DaY of TiZmas, TiZ reveals to you...

I drink champagne when I am proud of myself.

I am proud of myself today.

In my life I have spent a total of $2500 on furniture.

I believe I'm about to double that on one piece.

Open Letter to My Castmates Stage Right - I may have inadvertently lied.  Upon second and third thought and whiff, it just might have been me that left a toxic cloud SR.

Continuation of Open Letter to My Castmates Stage Right - I am very sorry.

Oh-so-rarely I eat gluten.

Oh-so-rarely others have to pay.