Friday, March 12, 2010

Dear Glass House Tavern

Dear Glass House Tavern:

Thank you for the speedy response. As expected, I have heard nothing from the Universe.

Thank you for holding onto the credit card. However, the bra must belong to someone else as I do not wear one.* Did they mistake your environs for Hogs and Heifers? Girls Gone Wild?

While I have you, may I tell you your libations are far too pricey. Honestly, if you're going to charge $8 for a Blue Moon, please make it a full pint or I will be frequenting your fine establishment once in the name of the aforementioned beverage.

Hangy McOverson

*Before you comment, no, my funbags are not around my ankles. If you must know, I sling them over my shoulder like a purse.


  1. Don't you just HATE when the Universe doesn't return your calls? It's just so rude.

  2. I would LOVE to spend just one afternoon in your head. I think it would be a hoot.. (no Molly pun intended)


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