Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Because I Never Read Comments on Other People's Blogs

and I thought these entries for the Tiz and Ass Post Mensturbation Invitational were extraordinary in scope and humor (and i reaaaaaaaaaaaallly wanna get them Googlized too)...

Suzanne said...
Exacerbation - only leaves you hornier.

May 26, 2009 9:14 PM
Suzanne said...
Oops, spelled it wrong. Should have been: Exaccurbation

May 26, 2009 9:15 PM
MizmTizm said...
oooh...you're good.how's about...

Exacturbation - knowing exactly what you're doing.
Fracturbation - the one time you go too far and now it's broken.

May 26, 2009 9:21 PM
Sasha said...
Plasturbation (alt def) - in a body cast. kinky.

Blasturbation - on the Space Shuttle. Kinky and pandering to voyeurs ie everyone who watches the space channel.
Preventurbation - well, really what it's all about yes? No need for contraceptives.

May 27, 2009 12:52 AM
Labramom said...
Oy! Can't believe I posted as my daughter! She was signed in to gmail. Reply to me pliss, not her. She'll freak.*

May 27, 2009 12:54 AM
TizAsJizz said...
solorgasm - the goal of these many variants?

Onanoff - interruptus for the biblically inclined

May 27, 2009 8:08 AM
Anonymous said...
Alasturbation - So sad you're all alone.

Jazzturbation - Be-bop, be-bop-a-lu...
Casperbation - I don't care if he IS the friendly ghost, I'm not shaking his hand.

and I add, in all its gross-iosity...
Assturbation - don't make me go there.

*Do you love this as much as I do? She could have deleted but competitive and creative nature kicked in.

1 comment:

  1. I did not know I could delete that. But now I don't want to. I like to be thought of as so crazy competitive and creative that I would use my tween daughter's name in vain. As she would say, "Oo -er."

    Tiz this has provided endless entertainment. Merci.


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