AmbASSador to the World

Guten Tag, Deutschland. Wie geht's, wie geht's, wie geht's?

привет россия. как - Вы

and last, but not least...

喂新加坡 您好嗎

I mean...come ON! How fun is this? Germany, Russia and Singapore? I've spent 7 months of my well-worn life in Germany, 1 1/2 in Russia (all in St. Petersburg specifically. Oh to return, if only for the Pyati Zvodznaya) and NO time at all in Singapore but a week in Beijing. Yes, I know Singapore went independent in '65 but they still mostly speak Mandarin, so there!

All I'm saying is there is world peace in this one bitty corner of the internet. Follow my lead, people.