The Art

of Elegant Discourse has been all but lost. However, methinks Kieran and I have rediscovered it via Facebook. Note the elegant opening, alliteration, surprise non-sequitir, pun and easy turn-around. Masterful, I think.

KT are you my mommy?
Tues at 18:12 ·

CThmmm...and why do you ask?
Tues at 18:16 ·

KT
cuz yer pretty
Tues at 18:17 ·

CT
what's wrong little kieran? need somebody to take the glass shards out of your foot?
Tues at 18:19 ·

KT
first i can't IM you, now I can't be nice. and people wonder why I've been cast in the role of the misanthrope on here. people wonder.
Tues at 18:21 ·

KT
make no mistake, they wonder.
Tues at 18:22 ·

CT
i wonder as i wander wanly through this whirlygig of a world.
Tues at 18:30 ·

KT
i like cheese
Tues at 19:21 ·

CT
ME TOO!
Tues at 19:32 ·

KT
we should marry it
Tues at 19:49 ·

CT
a fromage a trois?
Tues at 20:10 ·

KT
i wuv u
Tues at 20:23 ·

CT
who's your mommy?

I mean, it could make one weep...