My Union

A union is only as strong as its members, right?

Actual conversation at the mid-town telephone and toilet...

Monitor: Sir, there is no food allowed.

Actor: This isn't food. It's a lollipop.

Monitor: Sir, please stop licking that and rewrap it.

Actor: What if I tear off the stick. It's a lozenge. It will only be in my mouth.

Monitor: Sir, there is no food allowed.

Actor: What...I can't have a lozenge?

You can't write this shit.

And yet I have.