Kurt Vonnegut Told Me to Write This

Okay...not me but a bunch of high school students.  HuffPost exposed this today. 

This is my little poem.  I'm breaking the rules through sharing it.  But at least I'm not sharing it with Ms. Lockwood, so there's that.  


I have a warbly, wobbly dog.
He wrests the day from being a slog.
I love him and he loves me.
We both have inordinate 'mounts of pee.
We keep each other company.
He takes a dump, but ne'er on me.


I know...it's no good.  But it's mine, ALLLLLLLLL mine.  And sometimes you just have to create something that's all yours.  And please note the split rhyme (if that's what it's called) in the penultimate and final lines...dump rhymes with comp and me with ny.  


Oh yeah.

I think I'll go color now.